- “Prepare, for a spanking!!!!”
- —Spike McPokerton before fighting the Skylander
- "He loves to invade the dreams of unsuspecting sleepers, making him a menacing creature that should be approached with extreme caution partly because he is dangerous, but mostly because he has never taken a bath."
- "It isn't known where exactly Spike comes from, as he never seems to tell the truth about anything. He claims his father is a one-legged grizzly bear named Terrence."
- "When invading dreams, Spike always uses his catchphrase (which he claims is famous), "Spike's coming, so watch out for pokey stuff!".
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