GTA: The Criminal Enterprises - The Loop
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- “Don't worry, I'll be nice with you. Wait, I wouldn't be it!!! MUAAHAHAAAA!!!!”
- —Russel Purplestache before fighting the Skylander
- "Originally a captain in the Nightmare Navy, Russel left the service when he accidentally cut the pants off of an Admiral while trying to shake his hand."
- "Russel has a curious fascination with miniature ships in a bottle, especially pirate ships. To this day, he insists that as soon as he can, he's going to become a pirate and plunder every sea in Skylands."
- "Originally green at birth, Russel's mustache only turned purple after he became obsessed with blackberry pie. To this day, he refuses to eat anything else."